#1 Cover | Suicidal Immortal Superhero
#1, Pg. 1 | She Has Swords
#1, Pg. 2 | Jump the Shark
#1, Pg. 3 | Dick Enters (Get It?)
#1, Pg. 4 | Credits...
#1, Pg. 5 | ...Where Credits Are Due
#1, Pg. 6 | Giant Magic Floating Logo!
#1, Pg. 7 | Hero for Hostages
#1, Pg. 8 | Enter Smiley the Vampire
#1, Pg. 9 | Enter Detecive Erica -- Or Don't
#1, Pg. 10 | Kathryn's Body
#1, Pg. 11 | Artemis Swings to the Rescue!
#1, Pg. 12 | Sweet Surrender
#1, Pg. 13 | Suicide By Vampire
#1, Pg. 14 | Not Dying to Live
#1, Pg. 15 | Chill: It's the Fuzz.
#1, Pg. 16 | Girl Crush
#1, Pg. 17 | Autograph?
#1, Pg. 18 | Penetration
#1, Pg. 19 | I'm Dying...
#1, Pg. 20 | ...To Change the World
#1, Pg. 21 | I'm Afraid You're Dead
#1, Pg. 22 | Wild Sex Romp
#1, Pg. 23 | A Kennedy No More
#1, Pg. 24 | Where's the Horse?
#2 Cover | Up, Skirt!
#2, Pg. | (Re-)Enter Julia, Fairy Princess.
#2, Pg. 2 | Monty Python-ed.
#2, Pg. 3 | Kitten in a Nun Costume
#2, Pg. 4 | Fallen Rock God
#2, Pg. 5 | Your Stupid Face
#2, Pg. 6 | There Goes a Cop Car
#2, Pg. 7 | Naked Electric Justice
#2, Pg. 8 | Kiss Like Spider-Man
#2, Pg. 9 | Cold Like That
#2, Pg. 10 | Love Lifts Us Up...
#2, Pg. 11 | Welcome to New York
#2, Pg. 12+13 | Good God, I Think I'm Falling!
#2, Pg. 14 | Knight for a Moondance
#2, Pg. 15 | Ken Doll Genitals
#2, Pg. 16 | Hellsbury Doughmonster
#2, Pg. 17 | Instant Karma
#2, Pg. 18 | Karma's a Bitch
#2, Pg. 19 | Smooth
#2, Pg. 20 | Things Go Tits Up
#3 Cover | Spike the Punch
#3, Pg. 1 | The Flash
#3, Pg. 2 | Pulling Out
#3, Pg. 3 | Do Faeries Rot?
#3, Pg. 4 | Boiled Carrot
#3, Pg. 5 | If I Had a Boat...
#3, Pg. 6+7 | I'd Go Out on the Ocean
#3, Pg. 8 | Matchbox Twenty Jokes
#3, Pg. 9 | Irish for "Princess"
#3, Pg. 10 | FROG PANCAKES!
#3, Pg. 11 | Cozy
#3, Pg. 12 | Oberon = Douche
#3, Pg. 13 | Part-Shaved Box
#3, Pg. 14 | What You See Is Human
#3, Pg. 15 | Wang Chung Tonight
#3, Pg. 16 | Rapier Wit
#3, Pg. 17 | Getaway Car
#3, Pg. 18 | I Killed Artemis
#3, Pg. 19 | A Fairy Tale
#3, Pg. 20 | Love You Like a Car Crash
#3, Pg. 21 | Love is Like Falling
#3, Pg. 22 | Finger's on the Trigger
#4 Cover | Cowboy Diplomacy
#4, Pg. 1 | Braless Wonder
#4, Pg. 2 | Tit for Tat
#4, Pg. 3 | Here Comes the Sun
#4, Pg. 4+5 | I Can't Let You Go
#4, Pg. 6 | Asscrotch Dickberries!
#4, Pg. 7 | Double-Extra Secret
#4, Pg. 8 | Doughnut Frisbee
#4, Pg. 9 | HEADlines
#4, Pg. 10+11 | Totally Pals Now
#4, Pg. 12 | Suicide Kit & Caboodle
#4, Pg. 13 | Racist C**ts
#4, Pg. 14 | Ex Men
#4, Pg. 15 | Body of Work
#4, Pg. 16 | Pop! Pop!
#4, Pg. 17 | I Touch Myself
#4, Pg. 18 | Boy Crush
#4, Pg. 19 | Bosom Buddies
#4, Pg. 20 | A Knocked-Up Paltrow
#4, Pg. 21 | Stabby Time!
#4, Pg. 22 | Od(ie) to Garfield
#5 Cover | Fit to be Tied
#5, Pg. 1 | Call Me Maybe?
#5, Pg. 2 | Bang Bang
#5, Pg. 3 | Ripper Days
#5, Pg. 4 | Obsession, by Jack Dawson
#5, Pg. 5 | Kathryn Needs Jack
#5, Pg. 6 | Dick Gets Fingered
#5, Pg. 7 | Gentleman Villain
#5, Pg. 8 | Brian Boru's Caladbolg
#5, Pg. 9 | Don't Trust the L
#5, Pg. 10 | Diana and Actaeon
#5, Pg. 11 | She Was Very Naked
#5, Pg. 12 | Apologies to Alex Ross
#5, Pg. 13 | Shakespearean
#5, Pg. 14 | Julia's Pussy
#5, Pg. 15 | Killing Smurfs
#5, Pg. 16 | Earl Grey, Hot
#5, Pg. 17 | Some Sort of Moron
#5, Pg. 18 | Chosen One = Dumbf***
#5, Pg. 19 | You Killed My Father
#5, Pg. 20 | SECRET KNOCK, DAMMIT!
#5, Pg. 21 | Steal Your Clothes
#5, Pg. 22 | Only Human
#6 Cover | Knight at the Museum
#6, Pg. 1 | All Twerk and No Play
#6, Pg. 2+3 | I Punched Hitler
#6, Pg. 4 | Are You a Lesbian?
#6, Pg. 5 | Two Mommies?
#6, Pg. 6 | Cherry Avenue
#6, Pg. 7 | Jesus Loves Lesbians
#6, Pg. 8 | Pussy, Kat
#6, Pg. 9 | Big Girl Panties
#6, Pg. 10 | Sister Blister
#6, Pg. 11 | Wet T-Shirt Contest
#6, Pg. 12 | Pants Optional
#6, Pg. 13 | Sandpaper Knickers
#6, Pg. 14 | Captain Twatwaffles!
#6, Pg. 15 | Katie's Got a Gun
#6, Pg. 16 | My Hero
#6, Pg. 17 | Boning Up
#6, Pg. 18 | It's Love, Dummy
#6, Pg. 19 | Your Little Secret
#6, Pg. 20 | Brown Eyes Blue
#6, Pg. 21 | Amplexus Interruptus
#6, Pg. 22 | The Big Chill
#7 Cover | SwordCat Princess!
#7, Pg. 1 | Winter Is...
#7, Pg. 2 | Masturpiece Theatre
#7, Pg. 3 | A Good Snaking
#7, Pg. 4 | Blue Girl Upside-Down
#7, Pg. 5 | Measley
#7, Pg. 6 | Fail Wales
#7, Pg. 7 | Quite Frankly, My Deer
VDSD 2019
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